FW: Which one is married?(jokes)

Fred Tsai

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Subject: Which one is married?
From: "a l i e n " <alienonthenet@gmail.com>
Date: 02/04/2007 09:52

*Teacher: "Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are
left?"
Little Johnny: "None."

Teacher: "Listen carefully: Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots
one. How many are left?"

Little Johnny: "None."

Teacher: "Can you explain that answer?"

Little Johnny: "One is shot, the others fly away. There are none left."

Teacher: "Well, that isn't the correct answer, but I like the way you think"

Little Johnny: "Teacher, can I ask a question?"

Teacher: "Sure."

Little Johnny: "There are three women at the ice cream parlor. One is
licking, one is biting and one is sucking her ice cream cone. Which one is
married?"

Teacher: "The one sucking the cone."

Little Johnny; "No. The one with the wedding ring on, but I like the way you
think."*
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*a l i e n *

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